Our opponents claim that we are detrimental to the well-being of the neighborhood, what with our ruckus, our habit of luring children away from traditional family values and into a life of crime, and the inevitable property damage which results from chopper riding. Not so!
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We are currently directing a "coppers on choppers" program. The extreme difficulty involved in riding a chopper and firing a gun simultaneously will lower the number of Portland citizens shot in the back by police officers. Observe the peaceful smile on this officer's face! |
We are also happy to rescue impressionable young minds from harmful propaganda. Actually, that last billboard was decorated by an anonymous editor in San Francisco.
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A barbed-wire fence and gate across a well-ridden bike path is not a welcoming sight, and just as one might fear, some doofus locked it one day. Chunk 666 to the rescue! |
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