Flaming Bikes of Death!

Be ye ready! After the apocalypse, many things that were previously considered inflammable will spontaneously combust, including bicycles and your precious flesh. Adapt! The tallbikes of the Nephilim were not enough to keep their heads above the water. Armageddon might kind of suck. But living through it will be worth the effort! The future is going to rock!

Photo by Nielson Abeel. Must keep moving to avoid having any one part cook for too long.

I had mostly "Saturn Missiles" this time around, thousands of them. Having this many gave me the experience I've been searching for in a flaming bike for years. Once they all started going off at once, they made a wonderful explosive calliope shockwave, brrreep brrreep brrbrrbrreep! It massaged my internal organs. Have you ever had water in your ear and cleared it out by riding down a bumpy road? That's what it felt like, except my whole body was being vibrated clean.