Community service.

Our opponents claim that we are detrimental to the well-being of the neighborhood, what with our ruckus, our habit of luring children away from traditional family values and into a life of crime, and the inevitable property damage which results from chopper riding. Not so!

We are currently directing a "coppers on choppers" program. The extreme difficulty involved in riding a chopper and firing a gun simultaneously will lower the number of Portland citizens shot in the back by police officers. Observe the peaceful smile on this officer's face!

We are also happy to rescue impressionable young minds from harmful propaganda. Actually, that last billboard was decorated by an anonymous editor in San Francisco.

A barbed-wire fence and gate across a well-ridden bike path is not a welcoming sight, and just as one might fear, some doofus locked it one day. Chunk 666 to the rescue!

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